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gameraboy:

Donald’s Camera (1941)

Jay Z is so good in bed that Beyonce made a song out of it.

I need this

shirtlesschristianbale:

Your Tumblr dashboard has just combusted.

ghostdusk:

Discretely slip your hand up my skirt in public and see how long I can stay quiet

(via mentalblowjob)

hippiesispunkz:

i think i need a sugardaddy

(via hippiesispunkz)